Trumpet-ninjas: Usually seen in Hungary, but also occasionally in the eastern parts of Austria, trumpet-ninjas are men that surprise-attack other, defenceless men by doing blowjobs on them. They then play a happy tune on the saxophone they always carry, and then run off in a prancing fashion. Trumpet-ninjas are very active in April and May, which is their mating season.
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Bogbadger
Similar to the hedgehog, the bogbadger is about 4 feet long and weighs around 800lbs. It's diet consists mainly of used car parts, but it has been known to occasionally dine in posh restaurants.
A native to Indonesia, Southern Spain and Skegness, it's never seen during daylight hours and chooses instead to come out between dawn and dusk.
When confronted by predators such as the Bogata Cockrat, the Telephonocerous and the Philately Platypus, the Bogbadger will use it's urban camoflage jacket and comedy goggles to disguise itself as a Keith Chegwin - one of the most dull, boring, lifeless meals available.
It enjoys grazing, Dad's Army and Reggae.
Nifty Flangemonkey
This particular breed of monkey, closely related to the Blueberry Munchape and Purple Knobbed Chimpanzee, is only found in exotic locales with low ages of consent. Specific to the flangemonkey is its keen sense of smell and increased saliva production when in the presence of available females.
Popular among monkeys is the complete baring of bottocks through shave and/or waxing, however, the flangemonkey prefers not to. Instead, it exposes its genitals regularly and offers others to gently touch them. This is a sign of affection and is common in larger groups.
The flangemonkey tends to avoid thick forests and prefers to hide in trimmed bushes, instead.
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