I'm off to be a fireman, cyas

zamg

Whales

Honk my horn!
Honk my horn!
Honk my horny horny horn!



ah.. such good times!
All i did was search for Horny Horny on youtube! You get out of life what you put in.
What? I was looking for a song you preverts. Not my fault they name their songs Horny

'tis the song, goes like it is

My heart goes -

SHALA LA LA LA!

Shala la in the eeeeveeeniiing!!

Trumpet-ninja

Trumpet-ninjas: Usually seen in Hungary, but also occasionally in the eastern parts of Austria, trumpet-ninjas are men that surprise-attack other, defenceless men by doing blowjobs on them. They then play a happy tune on the saxophone they always carry, and then run off in a prancing fashion. Trumpet-ninjas are very active in April and May, which is their mating season.



Come on then, explain a foreign word!

She's covered in it!

She's covered in vomit and human faeces,
That's how I know that she needs me.