If you kick me in the crotch,
I will rape you with my watch.
If you punch me in the face,
I will set your hair ablaze.
If you stab me in the eye,
I can promise you you'll fry.
If you shoot me in the knee,
I will hit you with a tree.
And if you EVER use the f-word again,
I'll just kill you really.
2 comments:
Fudge? Freckles? Frame? Firetruck? Fuckgobbles?
That's it. You're gonna have it
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