Pooetry

If you kick me in the crotch,
I will rape you with my watch.
If you punch me in the face,
I will set your hair ablaze.

If you stab me in the eye,
I can promise you you'll fry.
If you shoot me in the knee,
I will hit you with a tree.


And if you EVER use the f-word again,
I'll just kill you really.

Say what?

Naga, please! Say what?

Words that are related to aviation, but sound sexual:

• Flaps
• Undercarriage
• Cockpit
• Joystick
• Banking
  
• Rudder
• Tail
• Bucket Fanny